As was recently highlighted on Geeky Mama, the third Kingdom Hearts game may have some very special new characters thrown into the mix. In addition to those from Star Wars, there’s a strong possibility the game could feature familiar faces from the Marvel universe.
Of course, we’re talking about superheroes and, as anyone who’s followed Marvel’s moves over the past decade knows, this means there are a lot of options available. Why? Because the world has become incredibly familiar with superheroes through the release of a slew of comic book-based films. With Kingdom Hearts III inching closer—there’s no release date yet, though—it only feels right to begin speculating who the game’s special guests may be. For the sake of not getting crazy with it, let’s focus on who from Marvel should appear in the title.
Perhaps the most popular character in all of Marvel, it only makes sense that Spider-Man would appear in this game. And more so than most of his contemporaries in the comic book universe, he also has very popular enemies/supervillains looking to take him down. It’s for those reasons alone that Spidey should be in Kingdom Hearts III, but then look at the games in Spider-Man’s own franchise, which have been frustratingly unfun. OK, some of the ones in the ’90s were enjoyable, though the side-scrolling/beat-‘em-up aspect did get repetitive after a while. Still, they’re way better than almost everything we’ve seen of Spidey since, except for the 2002 game Spider-Man: The Movie. Basically, the web-slinger deserves to be in a good title again, case closed.
The Avengers (specifically The Hulk)
Second to Spidey, the members of the Avengers are Marvel’s hottest commodities. And like the webslinger, everyone from the Hulk to Iron Man will remain popular in the coming years, thanks primarily to the ongoing film series. Not to be repetitive, but it’s a point worth repeating and holds true for everyone on this list: the Avengers are hurting when it comes to gaming. The sole exception is the Hulk, whose 2003 game was just OK. According to Metacritic, the Hulk (on PS2, in particular) has a 71/100, and that’s fine, but Bruce Banner’s angry side should have a more enjoyable game. And that goes for everyone else in the Avengers, for that matter.
In terms of crew-based movies, the Avengers definitely have more going for them than the X-Men. No one in the Avengers has had a bad film, relatively speaking, but the same cannot be said for Professor X’s team. They’re getting better, though, what with the complete disregarding of the Origins idea and the success of this year’s Days of Future Past. Given that film’s acclaim from critics and fans alike, you have to imagine that the developers behind Kingdom Hearts would want to ride that wave. Or, and this is probably more likely, they would want to have fun with the basically never-ending list of possible X-Men cameos.
OK, this one may be a bit of a stretch, if only because Blade comes from such a darker narrative than anyone else on this list. That being said, it’s not like Kingdom Hearts has been overly childish so far. So, why not give the third game an even more sinister feel with this vampire-hunting badass and, more importantly, give him the video game love he deserves. In fact, it’s worth noting that the only recent and relevant gaming option out there for Blade appears in the slots at Betfair, where he and other Marvel characters have expanded to another audience. Thus, if the comic book company has been able to increase interest through collaborating with that gaming platform, it only seems right that they would do so with Square Enix and, by extension, Disney.
This is a guest post by Don Richmond. He’s a longtime fan of Marvel, video games, and film. When he’s not writing, talking, and thinking about those topics, he’s spending time with his family and two dogs, Frank and Chance.
Benjamin Cabbagepatch. Bombadil Combyourthatch. Buttermilk Copperwire. Yeah, I can spend entirely too much time on the Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator. But let’s get serious people; this is a serious blog that reports on serious matters. SWEET MOTHER OF WAFFLES, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS GOING TO BE DOCTOR STRANGE.
Marvel announced back in October there would be a Doctor Strange movie coming November 2016. Rumors have long swirled that it would be Cumberbatch portraying the comic book sorcerer on the big screen. Marvel and Benedict were mum on the movie and the casting for some time, and Ben seemed to put them to rest once and for all at Comic Con 2014 with the remark, “I don’t know if the Internet can manage my schedule and Marvel’s, but if they can, good luck to the Internet.”
In an announcement on their site on December 4th Marvel confirmed this fact, and fangirls everywhere were overcome with squeeee.
Now onto a bit of a mystery.
This is an amazing imagining of ol’ Cumby as Doctor Strange. I’ve seen it used, without credit of course, on multiple sites reporting the casting news, including i09
. Who made this?! WHO?!? It’s obviously a modification of this image:
And Google reverse image search is getting me nowhere. This is frustrating, as I would really like to properly credit this image! So if you know the origin of this lovely mashup please share in the comments before I lose my mind.
Maybe. It’s been nine years since Kingdom Hearts II
and in that time entertainment juggernaut Disney has acquired not only Marvel, home to the likes of Iron Man and the Hulk, but also recently the Star Wars universe. The Kingdom Hearts
titles are classic Square Enix/Disney crossovers that brought characters like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck toe-to-toe with popular Final Fantasy
names like Cloud, Sephiroth, and even the adorably long-eared moogles. According to a Kotaku interview with Tai Yasue
, co-director and game designer of Kingdom Hearts III, the Marvel and Star Wars universes are “not off-limits.”
“Yeah, I can’t go into specifics, but there’s a LOT of new Disney stuff and we have our plates full,” said Yasue. “Theres a lot to consider – we’re looking at all of Disney, the new ones as well, they have a lot of pull and draw.
“We have to come up with a world that has a lot of originality. We want variety in our new Kingdom Hearts, so we don’t want too many of one sort of world, that would look the same. For each world there has to be some meaning for it, in the plot; in Birth By Sleep, for instance, in the Cinderella scene, the characters learn something specific by relating to Cinderella. Also, gameplay-wise, is that world something that would make gameplay fun? There’s a lot I can’t say, but there’s so much to consider.”
I know plenty of people hate the idea of live-action characters being thrown into the mix, but I think they did pretty well with Pirates of the Carribean in KH2. It’s a mash up of Disney and Final Fantasy character, let’s be serious here. If Winnie the Pooh and Tron can be in the same video game, then I definitely think there’s enough room for Thor and Vader. Also, I really want Asgard to be on of the worlds and Loki to be an antagonist. I would play that game so hard.
The teaser trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens was released yesterday. If you haven’t seen it yet (What’s wrong with you?) it’s below.
My Thoughts on the Trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII
- Sweet waffle on a stick, we’re twenty seconds in and nothing has happened.
- Oh so there are at least two black people in the Star Wars universe: Lando and this random Storm Trooper.
- He looks appropriately sweaty for someone wearing full body armor in what appears to be a desert. Let’s hope that realism keeps up.
- Cute little robot on a soccer ball. Reminds me of DJ Roomba?
- More darkness. Pretty sure there’s more black screen than trailer here.
- Oh Storm Troopers in a kind of ominous setting. Are they going to actually present a threat to people in this one?
- Who are these people?
- These vehicles look vaguely familiar. Nice x-wings.
- That’s a bad ass lightsaber. I know tweeters have started calling it a “laser claymore”, and the inaccuracy of it rustles my jimmies a bit. First of all, lightsabers are plasma weapons. Second of all, claymores are two-handed swords that have quillons that point diagonally up and end in a quatrefoil design.
A one-handed sword with a symmetrical, cruciform hilt is an arming sword (though some cut-and-thrust swords would qualify as well). So this is a plasma arming sword, get it right people. Gosh.
- Anyways, I was watching a trailer.
- More darkness with voice over. Does Disney know that most people watch trailers to watch stuff?
- Aw yiss, the Millenium Falcon!
- Was that less than twelve parsecs?
- Oh, the logo. Is that it?
- I already know the name of this damn movie, we don’t need to dedicate this much time to a slow-motion animation of it.
- December 2015, a year from now. Great.
- So help me if they don’t release a trailer that has more than 37 seconds (yes, I totally counted) of content soon I’m going to rage out. I get it, it’s a “teaser” trailer, but at least tease me with something!
Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I don’t do Black Friday, definitely more into Cyber Monday and shopping in the comfort of my home and pyjamas, but if you’re out there hope your spoils are plenty and you’re nice to retail workers!
Netflix has released the titles they’ll be adding and removing from their library in December. I’m excited to see quite a few of these, but also a little disappointed to see some go.
A Knight’s Tale (2001)
Almost Famous (2000)
Knights of Badassdom (2014)
Out of the Clear Blue Sky (2012)
Out of Time (2003)
The Out-of-Towners (1999)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Turbo FAST (New episodes)
Son of God (2014)
Bill Burr: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way (2014)
American Horror Story: Coven
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)
Ava & Lala (2014)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (Season 3)
I Am Ali (2014)
Drive Hard (2014)
A Haunted House 2 (2014)
The Village (2004)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Broadchurch (Season 1)
Marco Polo (Season 1)
Nick Offerman: American Ham
Don’t Blink (2014)
Jake Squared (2014)
The Honourable Woman (Season 1)
All Hail King Julien
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones Extended Edition (2014)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
The Trip to Italy (2014)
Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)
Good People (2014)
Child of God (2014)
Labor Day (2013)
Behaving Badly (2014)
Comedy Bang! Bang! (Season 3)
I, Frankenstein (2014)
Maron (Season 2)
Jessie (Season 3)
Last Weekend (2014)
The Apostle (1997)
Audrey Rose (1977)
The Believers (1987)
Better than Chocolate (1999)
Blood & Chocolate (2007)
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)
The Choirboys (1977)
The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County (1970)
Coffee and Cigarettes (2003)
The Cold Light of Day (1996)
The Constant Gardener (2005)
Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Double Indemnity (1944)
En la Cama (2005)
Event Horizon (1997)
Eye for an Eye (1996)
Fairy Tale: A True Story (1997)
First Knight (1995)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Foreign Student (1994)
Free Men (2011)
Funny Lady (1975)
The Ghost and Mrs Muir (1947)
The Girl from Petrovka (1974)
Going Berserk (1983)
The Great Waldo Pepper (1975)
House of Voices (2004)
How to Frame a Figg (1971)
I’m Not Rappaport (1996)
Imagining Argentina (2003)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Joe Gould’s Secret (2000)
Joe Kidd (1972)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Killer at Large (2008)
King of the Hill (1993)
Lonely Hearts (2006)
Magic Trip (2011)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Minnie and Moskowitz (1971)
Monkey Shines (1988)
Mr. Mom (1983)
‘night Mother (1986)
Night of the Creeps (1986)
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Opal Dream (2006)
The Other Side of the Mountain (1975)
The Other Side of the Mountain, Part 2 (1978)
Our City Dreams (2008)
The Paper Chase (1973)
Paradise Alley (1978)
The Parole Officer (2001)
The Pirates of Penzance (1983)
Prairie Love (2011)
The Presidio (1988)
The Promise (1979)
The Proposition (1998)
The Return of Count Yorga (1971)
RoboCop 2 (1990)
School Ties (1992)
The Sci-Fi Boys (2006)
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
Spice World (1998)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
They Might Be Giants (1971)
The Untouchables (1987)
The Vampire Lovers (1970)
Year of the Horse: Neil Young & Crazy Horse Live (1997)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
I’m excited about a few of the additions. American Beauty because Kevin Spacey is king. Definitely going to watch Oculus and Dark Skies because I love scary movies and I’ve watched nearly all of the ones available on Netflix, even the ones with less than 1 star. Andrew and I didn’t see Anchorman 2 in theaters because we were iffish about it and we heard not great reviews from friends, we have very limited date nights so we have to go with a sure hit, but we’ll probably catch it now that it’s on Netflix. I’ll be catching up on Coven because I never did finish the season because someone deleted the last four episodes to make room on the DVR for a ridiculously long HD football game. Jerk. Anyways, Drive Hard has Tom Jane and John Cusack so duh. Nick Offerman and Bill Burr’s stand up are always must watches. I already watched Broadchurch on BBC but Andrew wants to see it now that we’ve been watching Gracepoint. Romy and Michele has to be watched, has to be.
I’m very disappointed in some of the leaving titles. Dirty Dancing? How could you Netflix? Johnny Mnemonic, Robocop 2, School Ties, Star Trek: Generations, The Serpent and the Rainbow, The Untouchables? And we did we get in return, Jonah Hill’s penis in Wolf of Wallstreet?
Are you excited about any of the new titles?
I love cool school supplies and fun office supplies. Gel pens, bright post-it notes, pretty paper clips, and seriously just all of it. I’m possibly a bit addicted if the state of my desk is any indication. Raymond Geddes started out supplying Baltimore-area schools with yellow No. 2 pencils way back in 1924 and now, 90 years later, they supply a myriad of fun and colorful supplies to schools and stores across the mid-Atlantic region. They sent me some really fun, and totally useful, stuff to play with that I’d recommend to pretty much anyone who likes fun and useful stuff.
Cool School Supplies from Geddes
I really liked these gel pens, which were the Ez Gel Pens
and the Pastel Rainbow Gel Pens
. They wrote really smooth and the ink goes a long way. A seriously long way. Logan got a hold of one and managed to fully cover two index cards, front and back, before I found him and there’s still a bit of ink left. So yeah, they’ll last you awhile. As you can see I put them to immediate use on my note cards for my informative speech in my public speaking class.
These super cute string dolls
immediately cute-d up my desk. Julia took a real liking to them.
Sneaky baby being sneaky.
Julia and the string dolls are trolling reddit.
Check out these super cute ice cream erasers I can add to my collection of super cute erasers. Yes, I totally collect cute erasers. I’ve seriously thought about dedicating a blog post to my eraser collection, but considering they’re all just sitting in an apothecary jar on the shelf above my desk I might wait until I have a little more to a post than, “Look at this pile of cute erasers I just dumped out of a jar that sits on a shelf above my desk.”
Aside from languishing in a jar, erasers make some fantastic stocking stuffers. I’m eyeballing these controller erasers for my stocking, which I totally stuff myself because if I don’t know one will and I’ll be damned if my stocking goes unstuffed.
I’ve also been eyeing these totally cute pencils to get for Claire when she does well in school. I may have been the weird kid but candy and toys had nothing on school supplies when it came to motivating me to do homework. Claire is already quite the bookworm and even asked her teacher for extra work to do in class1. She’s already obsessed with my office supplies, she likes to line them up and look at them and tell me which ones are the best, which might or might not be something I do as well. So I’m pretty sure some fun mini stampers or neat scented gel pens are exactly what she wants to find in her stocking or Easter basket.
One of my favorite things I got were these stylus pens. In the one pictured above you have the stylus on one end and the pen on the other
, and I also got one that had the stylus and pen on the same end
. Both are so super useful, especially when I’m using my tablet to take notes in class. I can write faster than I type on my tablet2
and it’s definitely so much easier to write with a stylus than my fingers, which are normally quite dexterous but for some reason when presented with a touch screen device suddenly become unwieldy and useless. Anyone who’s ever played me in Draw Something can attest to this.
So if you’re looking for cool school supplies, be it for stocking stuffers or basket fillers or birthday party favors, or even to just bring some fun to your desk, RaymondGeddes.com has a great assortment with great prices!
I received free items from RaymondGeddes.com for the purpose of reviewing the products. All opinions in this review are my own and an honest representation of my experience with the products.
Have you been excitedly anticipating the trailer for the new Avengers movie due out in May? Well, the teaser was slated for release on the 28th but it was leaked online last night, and of course Marvel had a little something to say.
Oh Marvel, you so funny. While the video was being stripped from unauthorized sites, Marvel has apparently decided to roll with the punches and release the official video on YouTube.
Aww heck yes!
What up Ultron/Pinnochio comparison. I wasn’t paying that much attention to Ultron’s1 opening dialogue, busy looking for glimpses of Loki, until I heard the song. It’s eerie and soft, but that first line jumped out at me. The lyrics:
I’ve got no strings to hold me down,
To make me fret or make me frown,
I had strings but now I’m free,
There are no strings on me
If you’ve been on a classic Disney movie binge like I have with my kids you probably already know this is the beginning lines to Pinocchio’s song, I’ve Got No Strings. There are obvious parallels between Ultron and Pinocchio. Ultron is a “living automaton” and Pinocchio is a living puppet. Ultron – who in the comic books was created by Hank Pym, portrayed by Michael Douglas in the upcoming Ant-Man, but in the movie it will be Tony Stark who created him – rebelled against his “father” and causes trouble, again like Pinocchio. I just hope that in this retelling of the classic Loki is the Blue Fairy and Ultron has to rescue Stark from the belly of the Hulk.
Speaking of Hulk, the Hulkbuster suit is fantastic. I love that it’s like an outer shell for the original Iron Man suit.
I would say the only way to improve the trailer would be moar shirtless Chris Hemsworth. Srsly.
The Steam Free Weekend promotion starts at 10 am PST today (so about 3 hours away for me here on the East Coast). They have 10 titles that will be free to play until 1pm PST on Sunday, and they’ll have some pretty steep discounts to entice you to buy them.
Steam Free Weekend Games Available
Conflict spans the stars as huge robot armies are locked in an enduring battle. Head out to the battlefields with your friends in this 3-on-3 action platformer.
Prove you are the world’s greatest swordsman! Engage in tactical 1 vs 1 sword fighting, 2 vs 2, or sandbox FFA in a tactical slash-em-up.
In the world’s darkest hour you are a commander of the Soviet Red Army, entrenched in brutal front line warfare to free Mother Russia from the Enemy invaders.
An uncompromising wilderness survival game full of science and magic. You play as Wilson, an intrepid Gentleman Scientist who has been trapped by a demon and transported to a mysterious wilderness world.
Be fast, be first and be famous as the race returns in GRID 2, the sequel to the BAFTA-award winning, multi-million selling Race Driver: GRID.
Heroes and villains will engage in epic battles on a massive scale in a world where the line between good and evil has been blurred.
Killing Floor is a Co-op Survival Horror FPS set in the devastated cities and countryside of England after a series of cloning experiments for the military goes horribly wrong.
An action-packed, four-player co-op shooter that has gamers escend on Washington, D.C. for an epic crime spree.
Three Heroes make their way through dangers untold in a fairytale world, featuring physics-based puzzles, beautiful sights and online co-op.
As the XCOM commander, you will defend against a terrifying global alien invasion by managing resources, advancing technologies, and overseeing combat strategies and individual unit tactics.
I got Don’t Starve in a Humble Indie Bundle and I love it. It’s a fun game that requires thinking and time management. I’ll definitely be buying Trine 2, Killing Floor, and Awesomenauts. I’ll be playing Injustice to see how I feel about it. I’ve always been more partial to Marvel than DC1 and connecting to characters is an important part of game play for me, but it’s supposed to have a very good story line so I’ll give it a chance.
What games are you going to play this weekend? Any you know you’d like to buy?
Some super awesome totally cool stuff happening on TV this week!
Tonight was the season finale of The Strain on FX. It was created by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan, based upon their novels of the same name. I have started reading the first book but I’m kind of hung up on whether I want to continue or not. Usually I’ve already read a considerable amount, if not all, of the written materials before a show is made into a movie or TV show1 so I have no care of spoilers. In this instance I started watching the show then picked up the book. As the show’s pace seems a bit plodding compared to the books2 I hesitate to read too much. As the first season has come to an end I know I’d quickly overtake where it left off and, dare I say it, I actually don’t want to spoil next season. So we’ll see how that plays out. I’m sure now that I won’t have a weekly fix I’ll soon be reaching for the books, but for now I’ve got plenty more to dominate my attention.
Like Sleepy Hollowon Monday and the premier of Supernatural season 10 on Tuesday!
Combined with my other Tuesday must watch shows, The Mindy Project
and Sons of Anarchy
, I’m thankful for DVR because my night from 9-11 is pretty full.
Wedensday brings us the new season of American Horror Story, this time we’re going under the big top. Considering my healthy but slightly debilitation fear of most things circus/”freak show” related, this season ought to be a lot of fun.
I caught the first episode of Gracepoint last Thursday and I can’t wait for the second. Based on the BBC show Broadchurch, Gracepoint may have David Tennant to reprise his role as lead investigator of a young boy’s murder but it’s reported it won’t have the same ending. Either way I’m hooked. I loved Broadchurch and since Andrew hasn’t watched it he’s definitely into the Fox offering.
Friday is a day of TV rest/DVR catch up. And then it’s more BBC programming with Doctor Who! I’m digging the new Doctor and the darker story lines. There will be a new episode at 9 this Saturday titled “Mummy on the Orient Express”.
What are you watching this week?
Today’s Mean Girls appreciation day or something. I don’t know. I don’t care. I got permission from a random on Twitter to wear my pink velour Juicy sweatsuit and watch Mean Girls so I jumped on it. Oh LiLo, I miss pre-cray you.
Gilmore Girls is on Netflix. All seven seasons. It doesn’t matter that I have all seven seasons on DVD, the fact that I can now stream them on my TV without even having to get up and put a disc in a tray is truly glorious. This house is about to be binge-diculous.
The WiiVengers. Aww heck yes.
I would be miffed that the Hunger Games franchise seems to be going the way of nearly every YA movie adaptation since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with their final installment split into two, but I just really love that there will be two movies. The wait for the final film is uncool, but there will be twice the content! I think the third and last book needed two movies. It broaches a lot of the meatier subject matter that lies at the heart of the series but is skimmed over in the first two books because of their focus on Katniss and Peeta. In the third book there’s a pull back and we see the effect of their actions in and out of the Games, and I think that deserves plenty of screen time. Also the book itself was very rushed in the end. It was a matter of pages between the final and dramatic culmination and the wrap up of everyone’s lives. It’s no obnoxious train scene1 but I did feel a bit gypped. Here’s hoping the movies expand the ending to offer a bit more explanation and closure.
Anyways, let’s watch the trailer.
Aww yiss, that’s dark. Also Donald Sutherland has gone totes crazy-eyes and it’s fabulous. You can see in just a glimpse that President Snow is feeling the uprising. Also Katniss and Gale shoot down planes with their fancy new incendiary arrows. Andrew is all into archery and stuff so I can probably get him to see this movie with me on that point alone. It worked for The Avengers.
Are you excited for The Mockingjay Lives?
As I mentioned in a previous post, we will be heading over to Richmond this weekend for the Wizard World Richmond Comic Con. While all parents have to take their kids into account when planning day trips, with our nonverbal autistic son, Logan, there are a few more considerations we have to mind. Namely his issue with crowds, his very limited tolerance, and his tendency to bolt and wander.
When I type it all out like that it honestly seems like taking Logan to any crowded event is the worst idea ever, and while it does present a challenge Andrew and I decided long ago that we would do our best to make sure Logan has the same opportunities to enjoy himself as any other kid. So here we go!
This post is a part of Wizard World’s We Heart Bloggers initiative. I was given tickets for myself and family to attend the convention. I was not paid to attend or advertise. My opinion on the convention is entirely my own.
This Sunday Andrew and I are going to be taking the kids over to the Greater Richmond Convention Center for the Wizard World Richmond Comic Con! I’m ridiculously excited because there are going to be so many cool people. Bruce Campbell, Ron Perlman (!!!), Eliza Dushki, James Marsters, Lou Ferrigno, and so many more!
We’ll be there Sunday, which is Kids’ Day, and it is sure to be a ridiculous amount of fun for our family. Along with book readings, face painting, and more, there will be a Power Hour karate demonstration with original Power Ranger Jason David Frank. Logan loves Power Rangers, and his favorite incarnations are the original Mighty Morphin’ and the more recent Dino Thunder. Jason David Frank just so happens to star as Tommy Oliver in both, so I’m hoping he’ll have a great time.
You can buy tickets here and get a nice discount with the code RVABLOG
I have been a fan of The Sims since it was just the one and the most fun you could have was to kill off Mortimer Goth and shack up with Bella and the ghosts. The Sims 2 was pretty revolutionary and I feel the best in the franchise. The Sims 3 brought some interesting new features, and though there were some things we’d gotten used to in TS2 that were missing, for the most part they had been replaced with better systems and/or brought back in later expansions. Going from TS2 to TS3 didn’t feel like a huge step forward as it was from the original to TS2, but it wasn’t necessarily a huge step back.
And therein lies the main reason I am not playing The Sims 4.
It is a ridiculous step back. From toddlers to pools to an open world, Electronic Arts, destroyer-of-franchises, has gutted so many features, some of which have been available since the original game. Why can’t I have dishwashers, garage doors, gardeners, basements, or cars, EA?
On top of the lackluster game play we’re presented with a PC game that refuses to utilize PC features. There isn’t even a 64-bit version available and it can’t access more than 4GB of RAM. Three-quarters of my RAM would go to waste playing this game because gracious forbid EA actually designs a computer game for a computer that isn’t a console. And hey, did you like that color wheel that allowed you to really customize things in Create-A-Sim and Create-A-Style (which is gone as well)? Too bad, here’s ~20 colors, knock yourself out.
I understand that some things will be brought back or introduced in upcoming expansions packs. We’re starting anew, just like we did with TS2 and TS3, waiting for dates and seasons and diving boards, but the sheer amount of features that have been axed makes it pretty obvious that EA is moving The Sims in a direction I simply don’t find enjoyable to play.
Game play aside, I also have issues with EA’s requirements for playing TS4. When SimCity launched it had an “always on” DRM requirement that required you to be connected to the internet to even play. Apparently EA doesn’t employ anyone capable of correctly estimating server load because things crashed pretty quickly. There was a huge fiasco about people spending a good chunk of change for what was essentially a nonplayable game. In light of this backlash EA said they moved away from TS4 being an “internet based game” and stated as loudly and often as they could that “The Sims 4 would be built as a single-player, offline experience.” Everyone from the EA/Maxis camp insisted the DRM would totally not suck hardcore but pardon me if I don’t believe anything EA says, ever.
Origin, their distribution client for digital versions of their game, is a requirement now. With TS3 you could still just buy the discs and install the games (if you bought the base game after late 2012 you were required to install Origin), and that’s how I prefer it. But with TS4, whether you buy the discs or the digital copies, you’re going to be required to download and install Origin to play. Um, no thanks. Origin has some shady as hell clauses in its EULA.
So no, I am not playing The Sims 4, though I will continue to enjoy The Sims 3. Yes I feel the hispter-ness radiating off that statement and I am weeping.
I think we’ve all had that moment
every morning when we’re standing in our closet, an array of clothes in front of us, and yet not a damn thing to wear. Because I can’t wear plucky graphic tees everyday, I’ve recently started trying to bring my geek-ery into the office in more acceptable ways. All hail the glory of business casual.
Buffy the TPS Report Slayer
I think Buffy’s style and personality – she’ll kick your ass but let’s not forget she’s just a young girl who had to grow up way fast and way harsh – are pretty much summed up by her wardrobe in the season one finale, Prophecy Girl. That sweet prom dress under a leather jacket? Still super awesome 17-years later.
A lacey peplum and khaki pencil skirt create a flirty silhouette that flatters all shapes, and of course offers the perfect feminine back drop for some hardcore accessories. This outfit is nothing without a nice leather jacket and silver cross, they bring the badassery! Some Mary Jane-esque heels help channel that ’90s cool. A simple bag that doesn’t compete with the jacket1 to hold all of your stuff while you’re busy
slaying vampires collating brings it all together.